Thursday 30 October 2008

Dear Swiss Man Flu virus

You know how I love Switzerland, all clean, leaf-free and snowy.

You know how I love to sit in my living room watching the snow fall, even when I am feeling really crappy, content in the knowledge that even if I do feel at Death's Door, it is a Swiss door so at least the door bell works....

But I've had enough of appreciating how much better it is to be ill in Switzerland now. How about a compromise? How about visiting someone else instead...like the leaf-blower man...or the early-morning-shift snow plough man....?

5 comments:

  1. Just please, don't send it up here!

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  2. Oh, poor girl. How is it you're so funny when you're so pissed?

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  3. (*PISSED OFF,* that is. As in "angry." Just realized that in Scotland, pissed is drunk. Although that might actually help...)

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  4. I'm thinking you need to turn nocturnal, my dear!
    Hope you feel better soon x K

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  5. You have just reminded me of why I got a flu shot yesterday, even though I couldn't sleep last night because every time I rolled over the pain in my arm woke me up.

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